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Fresh Squeals for March/April 2012!
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Happy Trails!

02-29-2012 11:38 PM
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(02-29-2012 11:38 PM)webhog Wrote:  Happy Trails!

And Happy March! (which is nothing like Happy Trails, a more piggified version.)

sooooo -weeeee !!!
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Welcome to March! Smile

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RE: Fresh Squeals for March/April 2012!
Good morning, Arden darling, Ralphie and all fine swine!

My favorite pig, eh? I guess it would have to be our fearless late leader and dear lady Laura, founder of KPIG. Without her, we wouldn't be here. Beer


(03-01-2012 09:27 AM)Arden Wrote:  Today, it is National Pig Day, yes it is! Show your favorite pig some love!
[Image: pig_dancing.gif]

http://www.national-awareness-days.com/n...g-day.html

http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2011/03/01...ml#s247437

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/National_Pig_Day

sooooo -weeeee !!!
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I'm just happy to be a KPIG listener! Happy Pig Day everyone!

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Art Offline
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It was those bullies at Communist Martyrs High School, that's who.

Gather round, kids. Settle down now. And no hitting. I'm going to tell you a story about the way that Communist Martyrs High School has lost sight of the lessons of history. It may help if I begin my discussion by relating an innocuous story in order to illustrate my point: A few days ago I was arguing with a petty misfit who was insisting that Communist Martyrs High School has its moral compass in tact. I tried to convince this unbridled paper-pusher that many of the people I've talked to have said that Communist Martyrs High School and its followers should all be put up against a wall and given traitors' justice. Without commenting on that specifically I'd merely like to point out that if we don't remove the Communist Martyrs High School threat now, it will bite us in our backside by the end of the decade.

Communist Martyrs High School's cause is not glorious. It is not wonderful. It is not good. Anyone who follows today's debates on McCarthyism and, by happenstance, is also familiar with Communist Martyrs High School's pea-brained solutions is struck by that old truism: As Communist Martyrs High School matures morally it'll eventually grow out of its present way of thinking and come to realize that I have frequently criticized its unspoken plan to precipitate riots. It usually addresses my criticisms by accusing me of interventionism, snobbism, child molestation, and halitosis. Communist Martyrs High School hopes that by delegitimizing me this way, no one will listen to me when I say that as soon as Communist Martyrs High School found the resources to do so it lost no time in persecuting the innocent and letting the guilty go unpunished. The inevitable followed: Stingy scofflaws started crafting propaganda that justifies infiltrating and then dominating and controlling the mass media. The scariest part of all of this is that I fully intend to straighten out Communist Martyrs High School's thinking. I will spare no labor in doing this and reckon no labor lost that brings me toward this mark. Even so, there is a format Communist Martyrs High School should follow for its next literary endeavor. It involves a topic sentence and supporting facts. Finally, no letter about Communist Martyrs High School would be complete without mention of some of the thoroughly materialistic schemes that Communist Martyrs High School supports. Although there are a plenitude of examples from which to choose, the most materialistic would have to be Communist Martyrs High School's proposal to make bribery legal and part of business as usual. That's the sort of thing that keeps me up at night.
03-01-2012 05:06 PM
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I love all Pigs!Beer

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03-01-2012 08:37 PM
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(03-01-2012 05:06 PM)Art Wrote:  
It was those bullies at Communist Martyrs High School, that's who.

Gather round, kids. Settle down now. And no hitting. I'm going to tell you a story about the way that Communist Martyrs High School has lost sight of the lessons of history. It may help if I begin my discussion by relating an innocuous story in order to illustrate my point: A few days ago I was arguing with a petty misfit who was insisting that Communist Martyrs High School has its moral compass in tact. I tried to convince this unbridled paper-pusher that many of the people I've talked to have said that Communist Martyrs High School and its followers should all be put up against a wall and given traitors' justice. Without commenting on that specifically I'd merely like to point out that if we don't remove the Communist Martyrs High School threat now, it will bite us in our backside by the end of the decade.

Communist Martyrs High School's cause is not glorious. It is not wonderful. It is not good. Anyone who follows today's debates on McCarthyism and, by happenstance, is also familiar with Communist Martyrs High School's pea-brained solutions is struck by that old truism: As Communist Martyrs High School matures morally it'll eventually grow out of its present way of thinking and come to realize that I have frequently criticized its unspoken plan to precipitate riots. It usually addresses my criticisms by accusing me of interventionism, snobbism, child molestation, and halitosis. Communist Martyrs High School hopes that by delegitimizing me this way, no one will listen to me when I say that as soon as Communist Martyrs High School found the resources to do so it lost no time in persecuting the innocent and letting the guilty go unpunished. The inevitable followed: Stingy scofflaws started crafting propaganda that justifies infiltrating and then dominating and controlling the mass media. The scariest part of all of this is that I fully intend to straighten out Communist Martyrs High School's thinking. I will spare no labor in doing this and reckon no labor lost that brings me toward this mark. Even so, there is a format Communist Martyrs High School should follow for its next literary endeavor. It involves a topic sentence and supporting facts. Finally, no letter about Communist Martyrs High School would be complete without mention of some of the thoroughly materialistic schemes that Communist Martyrs High School supports. Although there are a plenitude of examples from which to choose, the most materialistic would have to be Communist Martyrs High School's proposal to make bribery legal and part of business as usual. That's the sort of thing that keeps me up at night.

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Wow Karson, that super duper AMAZING Billie Holiday "Crazy He Calls Me" sonnnng has blown the roof off my house !!!!! (well, my inner dwelling anyway, ha !!!!!) SmileSmileSmile

I totally see/hear what Madeleine Peyroux has aspired towards. IdeaIdeaIdea

Hope more singers will strive to accomplish that kind of voice = saxaphone.

It is just the BEST !!!!!!! HeartHeartHeart

BTW, who are the organizers of the Communist Martyrs ? Hope they aren't as evil as the St. James Redondo Nuns from Hell, ha !!!! Tongue

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BTW, who are the organizers of the Communist Martyrs ? Hope they aren't as evil as the St. James Redondo Nuns from Hell, ha !!!!

Who are the St. James Redondo Nuns from Hell?? HA!!!!Huh

http://www.stjamesparish.org/

Malama pono!
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(03-01-2012 10:11 PM)Squealin Wrote:  Who are the St. James Redondo Nuns from Hell?? HA!!!!Huh

They are mean people. Meaner than anyone has ever been to me in my entire life. But I think they are gone now so the coast is clear. SmileSmileSmile

http://www.torranceca.gov/archivednewspa...000244.pdf

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(03-01-2012 10:39 PM)Anjil Wrote:  They are mean people. Meaner than anyone has ever been to me in my entire life. But I think they are gone now so the coast is clear. SmileSmileSmile

http://www.torranceca.gov/archivednewspa...000244.pdf


Oh..Anjil..I am so sorry that they were so mean. They will get their just reward I say!!! It is still Pig Day so....we will never think of those Nuns again.Angry

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(03-01-2012 10:53 PM)Squealin Wrote:  Oh..Anjil..I am so sorry that they were so mean. They will get their just reward I say!!! It is still Pig Day so....we will never think of those Nuns again.Angry
Thank You Kim. HeartHeartHeart

How is your little dog ? Hope he is doing very fine !!! Smile

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Wait for it....

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Now it's official...welcome to Friday! Smile

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(03-02-2012 08:00 AM)Brother Ralphie Wrote:  Now it's official...welcome to Friday! Smile

YEAH!!!!!Smile

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Karson's Playlist Last Night

1 - Drop Kick Me, Jesus, Through The Goalposts Of Life

2 - Get Your Biscuits In The Oven And Your Buns In The Bed

3 - Get Your Tongue Outta My Mouth 'Cause I'm Kissing You Goodbye

4 - Her Teeth Were Stained, But Her Heart Was Pure

5 - How Can I Miss You If You Won't Go Away?

6 - How Can You Believe Me When I Say I Love You When You Know I've Been A Liar All My Life?

7 - I Been Roped And Thrown By Jesus In The Holy Ghost Corral

8 - I Changed Her Oil, She Changed My Life

9 - I Don't Know Whether To Kill Myself Or Go Bowling

10 - I Fell In A Pile Of You And Got Love All Over Me

11 - I Flushed You From The Toilets Of My Heart.

12 - I Keep Forgettin' I Forgot About You

13 - I Wanna Whip Your Cow

14 - I Would Have Writ You A Letter, But I Couldn't Spell Yuck!

15 - I Wouldn't Take Her To A Dawg Fight, Cause I'm Afraid She'd Win

16 - I'd Rather Have A Bottle In Front Of Me Than A Frontal Lobotomy

17 - I'm Just A Bug On The Windshield Of Life

18 - I'm The Only Hell Mama Ever Raised

19 - I've Been Flushed From The Bathroom Of Your Heart

20 - I've Got The Hungries For Your Love And I'm Waiting In Your Welfare Line

21 - If I Can't Be Number One In Your Life, Then Number Two On You

22 - If Love Were Oil, I'd Be A Quart Low

23 - If My Nose Were Full Of Nickels, I'd Blow It All On You

24 - If You Don't Leave Me Alone, I'll Go And Find Someone Else Who Will

25 - If You Leave Me, Can I Come Too?

26 - Mama Get The Hammer (There's A Fly On Papa's Head)

27 - My Every Day Silver Is Plastic

28 - My Head Hurts, My Feet Stink, And I Don't Love Jesus

29 - My John Deere Was Breaking Your Field, While Your Dear John Was Breaking My Heart

30 - My Wife Ran Off With My Best Friend, And I Sure Do Miss Him

31 - Oh, I've Got Hair Oil On My Ears And My Glasses Are Slipping Down, But Baby I Can See Through You

32 - Pardon Me, I've Got Someone To Kill

33 - She Got The Gold Mine And I Got The Shaft

34 - She Got The Ring And I Got The Finger

35 - She Made Toothpicks Out Of The Timber Of My Heart

36 - She's Got Freckles On Her, But She's Pretty

37 - Thank God And Greyhound She's Gone

38 - They May Put Me In Prison, But They Can't Stop My Face From Breakin' Out

39 - Velcro Arms, Teflon Heart

40 - When You Leave Walk Out Backwards, So I'll Think You're Walking In

41 - You Can't Have Your Kate And Edith Too

42 - You Can't Roller Skate In A Buffalo Herd

43 - You Done Tore Out My Heart And Stomped That Sucker Flat

44 - You Were Only A Splinter As I Slid Down The Bannister Of Life

45 - You're The Reason Our Baby's So Ugly

46 - I Married Her Just Because She Looks Like You

47 - My Tears Have Washed "I Love You" Off The Blackboard Of My Heart

48 - Don't Cry On My Shoulders 'Cause You're Rustin' My Spurs

49 - I Can't Love Your Body If Your Heart's Not In It

50 - I Wish I Were In Dixie Tonight, But She's Out Of Town

51 - I'll Get Over You As Soon As You Get Out From Under Him

52 - I'm Gonna Hire A Wino To Decorate Our Home

53 - I'm So Miserable Without You It's Like Having You Here

54 - If She Puts Lipstick On My Dipstick I'll Fall In Love

55 - It Takes Me All Night Long To Do What I Used To Do All Night Long

56 - Learning To Live Again Is Killing Me

57 - Please Bypass This Heart

58 - She's Out Doing What I'm Here Doing Without

59 - Do You Love As Good As You Look?

60 - I Keep Forgettin' I Forgot About You

61 - I'm The Only Hell Mama Ever Raised

62 - If You Don't Believe I Love You Just Ask My Wife

63 - Timber, I'm Falling in Love

64 - You're the First Time I Thought About Leaving

65 - Love Will Beat Your Brains Out

66 - Guess My Eyes Were Bigger Than My Heart

67 - It Ain't Love but It Ain't Bad

68 - The Pint of No Return

69 - This Time I'm Gonna Beat You to the Truck

70 - Hell Stays Open All Night

71 - I'd Be Better Off in a Pine Box

72 - I've Got You on My Conscience But At Least You're Off My Back

73 - Bridge Washed Out, I Can't Swim and My Baby's on the Other Side

74 - The Worst You Ever Gave Me Was the Best I Ever Had

75 - She Even Woke Me Up to Say Goodbye

76 - We Used to Just Kiss on the Lips But Now It's All Over

77 - If You Keep Checking Up on Me (I'm Checking Out on You)

78 - It Don't Hurt Half as Bad as Holding You Feels Good

79 - If Fingerprints Showed Up On Skin, Wonder Whose I'd Find On You

80 - She Feels Like A New Man Tonight

81 - The Last Word In Lonesome Is "me"

82 - When We Get Back To the Farm (That's When We Really Go To Town

83 - You Stuck My Heart In a Old Tin Can and Shot It Off a Log

84 - He's Been Drunk Since His Wife's Gone Punk

85 - I Bought the Boots That Just Walked Out On Me

86 - Ever Since I Said "I Do," There's a Lot of Things You Don't

87 - The Next Time You Throw That Fryin' Pan, My Face Ain't Gonna Be There

88 - I Don't Know Whether to Come Home or Go Crazy

89 - If You Can't Feel It (It Ain't There)

90 - Her Body Couldn't Keep You Off My Mind

91 - I Got In At 2 With A 10 And Woke Up At 10 With A 2

92 - I Hate Every Bone In Your Body Except Mine

93 - I Just Bought A Car From The Guy That Stole My Girl, But The Car Don't Run So I Figure We Got An Even Deal

94 - I Knew I'd Hit Rock Bottom When I Woke Up On Top Of You

95 - I Liked You Better Before I Knew You So Well

96 - I Meant Every Word That He Said

97 - I'm Not Married But The Wife Is

98 - If Whiskey Were A Woman I'd Be Married For Sure

99 - Out Of My Head And Back In My Bed

100 - Swing Wide Your Gate Of Love
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wait...was that humor?! Wink

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